Man of the house

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF
THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I
want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my
word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"

His wife replied,

"The f****** funeral director would be my guess?!"

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